31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse

nevver:

  1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
  2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
  3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
  4. Play at couch quail (1521)
  5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
  6. Board a land carrack (1604)
  7. Fadoodling (1611)
  8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
  9. Night physic (1621)
  10. Princum-prancum (1630)
  11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
  12. Join paunches (1656)
  13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
  14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
  15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
  16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
  17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
  18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
  19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
  20. Join giblets (1680)
  21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
  22. Lerricompoop (1694)
  23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
  24. Houghmagandy (1700)
  25. Pogue the hone (1719)
  26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
  27. Dance the kipples (1796)
  28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
  29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
  30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
  31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

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orientaltiger:
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart. 

i will forever reblog this

i need me one of these.

OMG I WANT ONE

i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again. 

asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^

bullshit394:

thernediocregatsby:

darkfather-ihavesinned:

stfunadeen:

hisan-na:

orientaltiger:

Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart. 

i will forever reblog this

i need me one of these.

OMG I WANT ONE

i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again. 

asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^

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It took us a lot more time and effort to get to the King of the Mountains Festival but you can’t beat the view. We spent three days camping in the hills of shepherding country in the middle of nowhere, listening to a dozen or so great folk bands, and even witnessed the first stage of this year’s Tour de France. 

We did a really cool thing!!

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Pink Mums Beautiful gorgeous pretty flowers

flowersgardenlove:

Pink Mums Beautiful gorgeous pretty flowers

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Palisades Amusement Park - 1909 - Albert Tusch

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Palisades Amusement Park - 1909 - Albert Tusch

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